WELCOME TO ✨ KINK KRAFT EMPORIUM ✨
A market for the mischief makers, curious kinksters and filthy fae folk!
That’s right witches, your beloved Kink Market has had a mystical makeover and will be flying back into Townhouse this summer, filling all four floors with glorious goods dedicated to an alternative lifestyle!
Our Emporium will feature a carefully curated list of traders - offering everything from thuddy floggers to hand carved bats, plushie toys to sexy time goodies - inviting you to browse, feel and find the perfect kit and curios to add to your collection, plus a rare chance to talk first hand with the talented krafters behind some of your favourite kinky brands.
Are you ready to book? The first 5 people to book will receive a Kink Kraft Emporium tote bag!
WHAT’S NEW FOR 2026? ✨
Our new revamped Emporium brings with it even more new, exciting things to see and do, including LIVE KINK DEMOS, KRAFT TALKS & WORKSHOPS! 👀
Throughout the day, some of our talented traders will be taking to the stage to personally showcase their bespoke wares, highlight their favourite ways to play and share the invaluable tips and tricks they’ve picked up over the years, all to spark your kinky curiosity and help you make the most out of your newly purchased kit.
Experienced kinksters will also be delivering bitesize scenes with some of the toys available on the day - all will be revealed over the next few weeks, so keep an eye on our Fet and Insta profiles (@alternativetherapycentre and @knkkraftemporium) to stay in the know … 👀
The full Emporium will be open for your perusing pleasure from 1-5pm, with a cash bar open throughout, so join us whenever suits you, or why not gather all of your filthy fae friends and come make an afternoon out of it?
WHY BOOK IN ADVANCE? ⏰
Booking online is cheaper, you are guaranteed your place, plus only those who have booked in advance will have EXCLUSIVE ACCESS to our live demos and talks, FREE of charge, as a huge kinky thank you from us to you!
And there’s those totes of course … the first 5 bookings will nab a Kink Kraft Emporium tote bag for free, ready to fill with goodies!
If you are thinking of joining us last minute, there will be some on the door entries available, at a slightly increased price, but why spend that extra money on entry when you could spend it on naughty new toys!?
Tickets bought on the door will NOT grant you access to the programme of live demos and talks, so buying in advance is recommended.
DRESS CODE ✨
All flavours of alternative folk are welcome here!
Be fabulous and flamboyant, kinky and kitted out, or comfy and ready to shop - the choice is yours.
LOCATION & WHAT TO EXPECT ✨
We are situated close to the train station and have free parking options nearby.
We love our community, and our team of buddies will be on hand if you have any questions or queries, and we of course welcome both members and non members.
The daytime market will offer a pay as you go bar, so please do make sure you bring cash where possible.
CHARITY DONATIONS ✨
If you would like to donate to the Townhouse nominated charity, then you are able to do so while purchasing your ticket. Every penny of this goes to the charity and allows Townhouse to support essential local projects, with your help.
We will also have a raffle on the day should you wish to purchase tickets.
So book those tickets, grab your totes and come treat yourself at … KINK KRAFT EMPORIUM! ✨
See you soon!
Artemis and the Townhouse Market Team x