Welcome to the Christmas Chaos!
“Dear customers,
We are emailing to invite you to the annual Christmas party.
After the raucous behaviour of 2025, we sadly will not be hosting the do at the local church hall - Pete from accounts still has to attend confessional every Sunday to repent for what he did in the pews - but will in fact be hosting it at Townhouse, a rather classy, innocent looking club in Birkenhead.
Please note, the boss will not be in attendance this year, but has specified that no alcohol, no music, no dancing, no mistletoe, no turkey hats and no heavy petting will be tolerated.
Merry Christmas.
Karen from Reception”
… Psst. Karen's not looking, so let's bend the office rules slightly, shall we?
Join Brett, HornyVee, PeachyMama & EarlHaggard as they invite you to break free from Scrooge's shackles and dive head first into a night of Christmas Chaos!
Think the Office, meets The Hangover, meets FCKD. Pencil skirts and wine stained shirts. Elf ears and turkey hats. Trays of shots and drinking games. Grinding on the dancefloor and blowjobs under the mistletoe. Then a full staff ‘meeting’ in the orgy room …
Whether you're the newbie in the swinging staff room, or seasoned regulars ready to party, this chaotic Christmas Do is your chance to truly let loose & get in the filthy festive spirit!
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WHAT TO EXPECT
🍾 OFFICE PERKS - Get the party started with a free drink on arrival - boss's treat 😉
🎤 CHEESY KARAOKE - Whether you're belting out a duet with the office hotty, or dazzling coworkers with a unique rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody, no work do would be complete without cheesy karaoke!
🍹CRIMBO COCKTAILS - A selection of festive cocktails available!
👔 CHAOTIC CLOBBER - Shirt and cheesy tie, sexy secretary, cheeky elf, or full Christmas pudding costume. Wear whatever you want to wear, as long it has a festive flair (and you can get it off when the time comes …)
🎲 GAMES - Join in some naughty and Chaotic games throughout the night!
🎅🏼 BAD SANTA - Get your photo with our Bad Santa from 9:30pm-10:30pm.
💋 THREE PLAY FLOORS - When you've had your fill of the chaos downstairs, grab your water cooler crush and make your own mischief up in our fully equipped playrooms.
🤭 OFFICE NEWBIE? 🤭
New on the lifestyle ‘team’ and feeling the nerves?
That's natural - we promise you, we've all been there! - but we know you'll receive a warm welcome from our inclusive Townhouse community. Plus our sexy hosts and BUDDIES will be on hand to give you a tour, answer your questions and help you settle in on the night.
A week before we swing open the doors, you'll receive an invite to our EXCLUSIVE EVENT CHAT where you can start the flirty chatter, share chaotic outfit ideas & get to know who you'll be partying (and perhaps playing 😉) with!
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WHAT TO WEAR
This night is going to be truly chaotic and the clobber should match. We want sexy office attire. Christmas jumpers and cheesy ties. Naughty elves and mischievous Mrs Clauses. A full turkey costume? Why not!
After 10:30pm, the play areas upstairs become dress down only - think lingerie, playsuits, a negligee, boxers/briefs or a robe.
Not ready to dress down? No worries! You can stay fully dressed and party all night long on the ground floor.
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So book that babysitter, make secret naughty plans at the photocopier, sneak out of the office and join four floors of sexy swingers for the wildest ‘Work Do’ ever!
We won't tell the boss …
Brett, Vee, Peachy & Earl
xoxo