Welcome to Newbies and Notsos!
Designed with both first-timers and familiar faces in mind, Newbies and Notsos offers a relaxed, inclusive atmosphere where the curious, the shy, and the “just popping in for a look” crowd can comfortably find their feet within our wonderfully welcoming community. Join us for one of our favourite nights filled with cheeky fun and classic swinging shenanigans! 🎉
Whether you're completely new to the lifestyle, have never stepped foot inside Townhouse, or you’re a seasoned regular who enjoys showing newcomers the ropes (and maybe stealing a little attention along the way), this night is made for you. There’s truly no better way to celebrate rolling into the weekend than with naughty fun and a touch of midweek mischief 🫦
Your Hosts: Chris & Yvonne!
We’re mixing things up this year with a couple of fabulous new hosts, they are real live wires and we guarantee that none of our Newbies will be left standing in a corner!
The Venue If you’ve never visited a club before, Townhouse is the ideal place to start. The venue offers a relaxed, pressure-free environment with friendly, approachable staff always on hand to help. With three floors of rooms catering to all tastes, Townhouse is spotless, stylish, and thoughtfully designed to help you feel comfortable and confident.
The evening also includes a DJ and karaoke in the main lounge, fun icebreaker games, and Townhouse buddies available to show you around and help you settle in. Expect laughter, playful energy, and a genuine, no-pressure welcome from beginning to end.
Dress Code First impressions matter, and we want you to feel amazing. After 10:30pm, we'll ask you to dress down (think lingerie, playsuits, classy boxers or briefs etc.) for upstairs, or you can remain fully dressed on the ground floor and keep it social.
Sportswear, tracksuits, and gym trainers are not permitted. Further details are available in our First Timers guide.
This is a ticket-only event, so secure yours now and let’s make this one unforgettable!
See you there!
Team Townhouse x