SPLAT! Sunday Sploshing Party @ Townhouse ***

Its Sunday afternoon, it’s 2pm, and here’s your host……. Kinkypants!

SPLAT is the perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon!  A day full of fun and games guaranteed to get you messy from head to toe! 

We can’t wait!

Join us in one of our three gunge pools for a round of mischief, silly games and SPLOSHING!  Perhaps you prefer to spend your time outside chatting and SPLATting with foam pie friends?? It’s all good fun with us!

SPLAT is about having fun and this colourful, wonderful and downright messy display of sploshing is set to do just that!  Whether you are a seasoned splosher or a curious beginner, we are welcoming you to come join Kinkypants and friends for a day of delight.

What can I expect?

The wetroom at Townhouse will be transformed into your own messy paradise, think 90s game show!  We will have a fully functioning gunge tank for those who want a true gunge experience… Artemis will be on hand with some general knowledge questions, will you dare answer or will you nominate someone else to take your punishment?  

Why not take a seat and await your fate 😉

Enjoy some messy wrestling (I’ve heard Artemis is an expert at thumb wars for those less enthusiastic) or perhaps some giggles and a spot of slippery twister as just a few of the ice breakers we will have in store for you!

Our outside area will host another pool filled with brightly coloured gunge, we want you to enjoy a whole day at SPLAT so there will be lots of games and activities to keep you laughing!  There will also be a SPLAT wall for those brave enough to be blindfolded and foam pied!

What’s the Dress code?

Best dress, swimsuit, t-shirt… anything you wanna get messy in!  You will need a towel (or hire one from Townhouse) and a dry set of clothes to go home in.  We ask you to keep genitals covered but other than that, go WILD!

Can I come and not get messy?

Of course!  We have some ‘dry’ tickets for those who like to watch and orchestrate the fun rather than get messy!  Artemis LOVES shenanigating and would welcome others to join her!  As a Domme she is happy to join in the games, especially when they go wrong! 

In the dungeon… a little more X-rated…

The main sploshing areas are a strict no sexy time event, but we are aware that some of you do enjoy this element of play and so we offer you the cellar dungeon for more intimate messy play.

Here you can use your own mess, though we insist that this is in small quantities and that the area is fully prepared and protected first.  You can arrange use of this by emailing fetevents.townhouse@gmail.com and is on a BOOKING ONLY system.  

With heartfelt thanks to MESSY PUP Gunge

Our friends at Messy Pup Gunge will be on hand to answer any gunge related questions, and will have a pop up shop where you can buy your fave colour to take home and continue the fun!  Messy Pup have kindly supplied all the gunge that will be used on the day so that you can have the bestest test run EVER before purchasing supplies if you wish.

Clean up!

If you have ever been to SPLAT before you will know that there’s a clean up etiquette, we will expect you to stay until the end of the event and help clean up with the new friends you have just made.  There are limited tickets that allow early exit, meaning no clean up, but there is an additional charge for this option. 

All sploshing and play is consensual, and we will have Townhouse buddies on hand to give you a tour and get you settled if this is your first time, plus we are always on hand to answer any questions you may have.

So, are you ready to SPLAT?

Messy hugs

Kinkypants & Artemis x