MILF Monday Daytime Party @ Townhouse ***
LET'S PARTY!
Please read the full advert and book your ticket below by clicking ‘LEARN MORE’
Top o’ the mornin to ya!
It’s March MILF Monday and we are celebrating St Patricks day so let’s see you in those glorious green outfits and see if you can find a lucky pot of gold. With spring in the air, will you be keeping it clean or are you ready for some full on filth? Either way we will be helping you daytime deviants blow away the cobwebs and beat those Monday blues.
For those who know and love MILF Monday you will know we don’t need fancy gimmicks as this event is the OG of daytime debauchery and you LOVE it as much as we do!
For those who have yet to try, what are you waiting for?! Let us warm you up on this freezing February morning, is yours an Irish coffee or a Baileys hot chocolate? Either way, our fully stocked bar will surely have whatever takes your fancy.
Time to shake your shamrocks and join Rider as she gives you all a quick once over on your way in! MILF Monday is an event like no other, it has stood the test of time and will be around for years to come! Get up, get the kids to school and get to MILF Monday it’s a must try for every swinger at least once!
We will see you bright eyed and bushy tailed Monday morning and you will certainly be leaving with a spring in your step!
LADIES!! As we celebrate International Womens Day the same week as this event, you will benefit from half priced entry because Townhouse loves seeing Empowered women do their thing! Go get it girls!
Rider & Team Townhouse x
Please note, you can only take a couple’s ticket if you hold a couple’s membership, which is checked on arrival. If you purchase a couple’s ticket and do not hold a couple’s membership, you will be charged an additional £12 on arrival
The not so small print……
Names on Ticket – You must use your real, legal name on your ticket for it to be valid. Please do not use N/A, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket without a refund. We will check the ticket name against your ID/membership on arrival.
Times – Doors open at 10:30am and the venue closes at 3:30pm; first time guests need to arrive before 11:30am. Established members can arrive up until 12:30pm, when we lock our doors.
Deposit – We ask everyone to pay a £10 bar tab deposit on arrival and this must be paid in CASH. The £10 will be offset against your bar bill when you leave the club.
Membership – Ladies, couples and single guys who were members prior to Covid must all renew their membership on their first visit. Please bring your old membership card, £10 IN CASH and your ID; please see the simple ID requirements below. New couples and ladies must also join on their first visit. Please see the membership page on our website for info on our new biometrics membership system. Single guy memberships are now open, please see our Membership page on the website for more information.
Couples – We do not allow people to “couple up” to attend events together as a couple, our couples tickets are for genuine couples in established relationships – those found to be breaching this rule will have all future tickets cancelled which will not be refunded and we will suspend your membership.
ID – We prefer a driving licence for ID but will accept a passport and recent bill/official letter; the latter can be electronic. If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, then 2 official letters/utility bills/bank statement dated in the last 3 months are also acceptable. Both members of a couple must have ID if they are not current members.
Cancellations – If you cannot make an event, please email us as soon as possible to let us know. Tickets are not refundable or transferable to other people or events, so please only book when you are 100% certain you can make it. If you ‘no show’ for an event and don’t contact us to cancel, you will receive a strike. Please see our 3 strikes rule on our website.
Parking – PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN BOOKERS CARPARK OR THE MARITIME COLLEGE. There is plenty of on street parking in and around the area but please do not park in front of anyone’s driveway and be considerate to our neighbours. Traffic enforcements are now in place on Union Street as well as around the local businesses in the area.
Please go to our website for our dress code, rules and etiquette and tons of other useful info.