DAD BOD - Daytime filth @ Townhouse*** -
LET'S PARTY!
Do you love or have a Dadbod?
Yes?
Well, have we got an event for you lucky people!
Ladies, we all know that there is something about the softness of a Dadbod that makes us go weak at the knees, and if they happen to have a beard or tattoos or even better both, well, we are all in.
Dadbods! We need you!!
Join our very own Scouse dadbod Vanilla, as he continues to entice all of you who own or appreciate a Dadbod. He also comes with free hugs and cheesy charm if you desire!
Join us once again on the third Monday of the month for a DILFfest, we welcome bodies of all shapes and sizes (after all Dadbod is a state of mind), to embrace a naughty bit of afternoon delight and join us for the best business meeting you will have that week! Expect beards, baldness, tattoos and dad jokes– and that’s just Vanilla! And don’t forget the usual Dadbod icebreaker challenge!
Take time out from your usual day job and get on the JOB at Townhouse instead. We’ll begin with a business breakfast of pastries and croissants then who knows. A business merger in the bunks room? A ‘disciplinary’ hearing in the wheel room? A naked board meeting in the Moroccan room? Or some dick-tation in the glory holes? 😉
Vanilla is all up for wingmanning you, find someone you like, wanna go further and don’t want to tell them? Vanilla has got your back, always! He will have a plethora of chat up lines and his best shenaniplanning skills to help you connect with the Dadbod you’ve got your eye on! He also comes with some unique (cheesy) pick up lines, but try these at your own risk!
So, third Monday of the month, you, Vanilla, is this happening or what? 😉 How can you resist!
See you there.
**Please note, you can only take a couple’s ticket if you hold a couple’s membership, which is checked on arrival. If you purchase a couple’s ticket and do not hold a couple’s membership, you will be charged an additional £12 on arrival