DAD BOD - DILF Day @ Townhouse***
LET'S PARTY!
Hands up if you have, love or admire a dad bod?
US TOO!
Ladies, we all know that there is something about the softness of a dad bod that makes us go weak at the knees, and if they happen to have a beard or tattoos, well, we are game over!
Gentlemen, I’m not sure if we have made this clear enough, but, we LOVE a dad bod!
Join our very own scouse dadbod Vanilla as he brings to you, a second Monday daytime event for all of you who own or appreciate a dad bod! He also comes with free cuddles if you desire them! Join us on the third Monday of the month for a DILF extravaganza, we welcome bodies of all shapes and sizes, to embrace a cheeky bit of afternoon delight and join us for the best business meeting you will have that week! Expect beards, baldness and tattoos – and that’s just Vanilla!
We all know a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, so we aim to feed the dad bod just a little with a pastry or two while you network, before heading upstairs to get the seal of approval 😉
Vanilla is all up for wingmanning you, find someone you like, wanna go further and don’t want to tell them? Vanilla is your guy! He will have a bundle of love notes and his best shenaniplanning skills to help you connect with the dad bod of your dreams! He also comes with some unique pick up lines, but try these at your own risk!
Here’s one to get you started
‘oh what a lovely blouse, it matches my bedroom carpet!’
So, third Monday of the month, you, Vanilla, is this happening or what 😉 How can you resist!
See you there!
Vanilla (scouse dad bod at its best) & Team Townhouse
**Please note, you can only take a couple’s ticket if you hold a couple’s membership, which is checked on arrival. If you purchase a couple’s ticket and do not hold a couple’s membership, you will be charged an additional £12 on arrival